jaimelannistersgoldhand: Can I just mention that badgers are known to eat rotten fruits in order to get intoxicated. The animal of Hufflepuff is a drunk. No wonder that I’m so proud of my house.
My Doctor Who moment
bookwormstache: So today I was sitting in English class and i swear to god I heard the tardis the tardis I got up and asked to go to the bathroom and tried to follow the sound I followed it to the class two doors down did not knock and walked in They were watching Doctor who and one guy at the back yelled “See Miss! I told you if you didn’t lower it down it would summon the nerds”
my-kala: verticurl: I don’t mind being alone, I just hate feeling alone The most accurate thing I’ve ever read
sirashtonirwin: deadfelinesociety: there is nothing romantic about not knowing you’re beautiful loving someone until they learn to love themselves please stop romanticizing low self esteem. it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. #hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER
hawkeyeagentbarton: demmonz: Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character I wanna see if I’m alone here
tyleroakley: australiansanta: thesociallyawkwardasian: queerlava: thesociallyawkwardasian: how do mermaids have babies do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes why didn’t tarzan have a beard how many things are there why
rheonings: Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me
princeowl: hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just
My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for...
Suppose a man makes unwanted social advances to a woman in, let’s say, a...– D.A. Clarke, “A Woman With a Sword” (via foodbeersexwhatever) If you thought I was only going to reblog this once you were dead wrong (via callingoutbigotry)
kcvmh: “That’s what she said.”
Star Trek is nearly 50 years old now and it’s been around for so long because I...– Simon Pegg, about Star Trek. (via brianyw)
Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good...– Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via brute-reason) ^^^^^^^^^^^^ (via misandry-mermaid) You know, I’ll go a step further and say - there are no “men who want to compliment random women on the street [who] are genuinely good guys who just...
soulshinebright: WAIT OMG LMAO CAS WAVES TO THE BARTENDER WHILE SITTING WITH DEAN THE BARTENDER THOUGHT CAS WAS TRYING TO PICK HIM UP EARLIER THE BARTENDER WAVES BACK AND SMILES BECAUSE HE THINKS CAS FOUND A GUY WHO LIKES NURSE ROLEPLAY AND LIGHT DOMINATION AND WELL HE’S NOT EXACTLY WRONG, IS HE?
swingsetindecember: detectivebuttcop: sometimes i think about stiles and derek and i’m just like put ur mouths onto each others mouths thank yep you’d have beautiful angry eyebrowed kids
COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly: Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
I’ll never have another relationship with an actor like I did with John...– Jenna Fischer (via pamelabeesly)